Hivtaplib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hivtaplib created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivtaplib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivtaplib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hivtaplib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hivtaplib's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Hivtaplib.