Badbustim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful tapir.

Badbustim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbustim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Badbustim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Badbustim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Badbustim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Badbustim's priests.

2. Badbustim loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

5. Do not cook food in pots.