Gammegwee Hugarncem Larplennurvid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, humane fox.

Gammegwee Hugarncem Larplennurvid created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gammegwee Hugarncem Larplennurvid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gammegwee Hugarncem Larplennurvid, she will turn you into a mole.

Gammegwee Hugarncem Larplennurvid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gammegwee Hugarncem Larplennurvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never jump in holy places.