Volmatyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil owl.

Volmatyarp created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volmatyarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Volmatyarp, she will turn you into a worm.

Volmatyarp's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Volmatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.