Laktinsog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured bird.

Laktinsog created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laktinsog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Laktinsog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Laktinsog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Laktinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.