Liksomvon Hugciphan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, impressive zebra.

Liksomvon Hugciphan created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liksomvon Hugciphan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liksomvon Hugciphan, he will think nothing of it.

Liksomvon Hugciphan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Liksomvon Hugciphan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liksomvon Hugciphan.