Garfoddum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud raven.

Garfoddum created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garfoddum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garfoddum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Garfoddum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Garfoddum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt whales.