Gub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless hamster.

Gub created light four years ago.

If you believe in Gub, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gub, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Gub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Gub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.