Bugmanvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust naga.

Bugmanvad created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmanvad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugmanvad, it will turn you into a mole.

Bugmanvad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bugmanvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Bugmanvad.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if six snails approach from the north.