Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, smart frog.

Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Jentailfligdutbotsomgilkim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your hands.