Stragsawbud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous centipede.

Stragsawbud created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsawbud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragsawbud, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stragsawbud's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stragsawbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.