Dadhapwab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, moody weasel.

Dadhapwab created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhapwab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadhapwab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dadhapwab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dadhapwab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dadhapwab.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Dadhapwab loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Fast once a month.