Fathaslib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring crow.

Fathaslib created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fathaslib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fathaslib, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fathaslib's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fathaslib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.