Vinlikwip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing wyvern.

Vinlikwip created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinlikwip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vinlikwip, it will think nothing of it.

Vinlikwip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vinlikwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Vinlikwip.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vinlikwip.