Lenbuncud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind lobster.

Lenbuncud created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lenbuncud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenbuncud, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lenbuncud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lenbuncud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to swans while wearing purple corsets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Lenbuncud must be the most important thing in your life.