Gudlistmab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest wyvern.

Gudlistmab created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudlistmab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudlistmab, it will send you a sign.

Gudlistmab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gudlistmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not keep five pigs in a large pit.