Flangilgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless pig.

Flangilgess created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flangilgess, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flangilgess, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flangilgess' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flangilgess' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Flangilgess three times a day.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.