Jabrawhan Febhonnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic goblin.

Jabrawhan Febhonnurl created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabrawhan Febhonnurl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jabrawhan Febhonnurl, she will turn you into a duck.

Jabrawhan Febhonnurl's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jabrawhan Febhonnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the east.