Queeggenbest Artflatren is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak rhinoceros.

Queeggenbest Artflatren created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeggenbest Artflatren, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Queeggenbest Artflatren, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Queeggenbest Artflatren's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Queeggenbest Artflatren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention aardvarks.