Veenstipgab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective beaver.

Veenstipgab created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenstipgab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veenstipgab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Veenstipgab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Veenstipgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always wear black.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.