Tiflad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless human.

Tiflad created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tiflad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tiflad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tiflad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tiflad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. You must love Tiflad.

3. Tiflad loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tiflad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.