Ruttkipmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing lion.

Ruttkipmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkipmob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruttkipmob, she will come to you in dreams.

Ruttkipmob's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ruttkipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ruttkipmob on top of all buildings.