Diblamtab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking centaur.

Diblamtab created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diblamtab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Diblamtab, he will turn you into a rat.

Diblamtab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Diblamtab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed apples to seals while wearing boots.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Diblamtab.