Padjipbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical frog.

Padjipbop created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Padjipbop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Padjipbop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Padjipbop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Padjipbop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Padjipbop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Padjipbop loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padjipbop.

5. Do not speak about lemons.