Lidrullvedyokwapnut Listfasrapzakflycamfod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous fairy.

Lidrullvedyokwapnut Listfasrapzakflycamfod created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lidrullvedyokwapnut Listfasrapzakflycamfod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidrullvedyokwapnut Listfasrapzakflycamfod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lidrullvedyokwapnut Listfasrapzakflycamfod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lidrullvedyokwapnut Listfasrapzakflycamfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Pray towards the south.