Kenlipgun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy gnu.

Kenlipgun created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlipgun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kenlipgun, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kenlipgun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kenlipgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near whales while wearing fawn shirts and balancing seven iron spheres on your hands.

5. Always wear pink.