Mitnelljan Yatrutbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful camel.

Mitnelljan Yatrutbid created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitnelljan Yatrutbid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mitnelljan Yatrutbid, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mitnelljan Yatrutbid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mitnelljan Yatrutbid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitnelljan Yatrutbid.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Fast once a month.