Rowragyogbomnakyakjarnsan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy dog.

Rowragyogbomnakyakjarnsan created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowragyogbomnakyakjarnsan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowragyogbomnakyakjarnsan, she will be very unhappy.

Rowragyogbomnakyakjarnsan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rowragyogbomnakyakjarnsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing white dresses and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never play with disobedient children.