Zedrotarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody bat.

Zedrotarn created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedrotarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zedrotarn, she will destroy your favourite star.

Zedrotarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zedrotarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.