Pogtarart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Pogtarart created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Pogtarart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogtarart, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pogtarart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pogtarart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce near pigs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.