Mumartnildit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable troll.

Mumartnildit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumartnildit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mumartnildit, she will not invite you to parties.

Mumartnildit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mumartnildit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five frogs approach from the west.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumartnildit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed peas to doves while wearing ear rings.

5. Never eat bark.