Larpwoncityog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful skunk.

Larpwoncityog created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Larpwoncityog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larpwoncityog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Larpwoncityog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Larpwoncityog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Larpwoncityog.