Motstikfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast snail.

Motstikfud created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motstikfud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Motstikfud, he will turn you into a slug.

Motstikfud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Motstikfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Never feed wheat to aardvarks while wearing rings.

3. Motstikfud loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Respect your elders.