Febtagcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise scorpion.

Febtagcip created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Febtagcip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febtagcip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Febtagcip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Febtagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near geese.

2. Febtagcip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febtagcip.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Hide from purple shrews for they are unholy.