Yarpbagtagmabgigbumran is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient parrot.

Yarpbagtagmabgigbumran created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbagtagmabgigbumran, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpbagtagmabgigbumran, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yarpbagtagmabgigbumran's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yarpbagtagmabgigbumran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.