Nadbinvin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane jellyfish.

Nadbinvin created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbinvin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadbinvin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nadbinvin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nadbinvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about gravity.