Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident hippopotamus.

Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg, he will be very sad.

Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing orange trousers and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Worship no other gods but Libciphadjop Weebaststip Veenzakviddunbeg.