Bissbossquim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing snail.

Bissbossquim created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbossquim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bissbossquim, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bissbossquim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bissbossquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Always help moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Never pour water over plants.