Jarnkongom is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, humane
armadillo.
Jarnkongom created the Sun four years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnkongom, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Jarnkongom, he will remove you from existence.
Jarnkongom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Jarnkongom's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick rats.
2. Do not hurt badgers.
3. Always help sick horses.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Do not commit murder.