Nadhangid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciless coyote.

Nadhangid created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadhangid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadhangid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nadhangid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nadhangid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nadhangid on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never think about spacetime near seals while wearing black coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.