Bossdavnib is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Bossdavnib created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Bossdavnib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bossdavnib, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bossdavnib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bossdavnib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bossdavnib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about asteroids.