Citfudsis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic dog.

Citfudsis created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citfudsis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citfudsis, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Citfudsis' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Citfudsis' Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

5. You must love Citfudsis.