Dobwigwon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy wolf.

Dobwigwon created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dobwigwon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dobwigwon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dobwigwon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dobwigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Worship no other gods but Dobwigwon.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.