Ragfadsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ragfadsaf created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfadsaf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragfadsaf, she will destroy your home planet.

Ragfadsaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ragfadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from orange ants, for they are unholy.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always take life seriously.