Tabstikcat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating hare.

Tabstikcat created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabstikcat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabstikcat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tabstikcat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tabstikcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Tabstikcat loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.