Sandwegpog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud crow.

Sandwegpog created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandwegpog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandwegpog, he will laugh at you.

Sandwegpog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sandwegpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.