Lenponhog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless pig.

Lenponhog created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenponhog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenponhog, he will cry a lot.

Lenponhog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lenponhog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven swans approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always obey Lenponhog's priests.

5. You must love Lenponhog.