Rotcamgig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong mole.

Rotcamgig created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcamgig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotcamgig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rotcamgig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rotcamgig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rotcamgig eight times a day.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always help snails.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.