Matcepcut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain mongoose.

Matcepcut created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Matcepcut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Matcepcut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Matcepcut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Matcepcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about spacetime near turtles while wearing yellow corsets and balancing nine lead spheres on your feet.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.