Dabnurtshav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Dabnurtshav created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabnurtshav, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabnurtshav, he will turn you into a plant.

Dabnurtshav's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dabnurtshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away if three snakes approach from the north.

5. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.